She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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