Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
please don't ironically join a cult
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