Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
ok first of all what the fuck
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