dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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