That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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