Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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