i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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