wat bout pragnant strippers??
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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