butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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