Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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