when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Are we still banned from the library?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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