I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Houston, we have a squirter
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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