Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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