Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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