Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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