butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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