there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
our cab driver is having phone sex.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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