he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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