no you cant smoke seaweed
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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