i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Success! We fucked roommates!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
