I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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