If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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