batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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