I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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