You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The struggles of a small town man whore
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
