Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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