talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
