Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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