Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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