At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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