Porn is love you can see.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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