No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The air was thick with penises
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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