someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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