It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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