i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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