When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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