Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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