do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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