It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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