But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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