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I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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