Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Randomize
