ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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