there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
please come you make the beer taste better
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it glows. i had to have it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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