I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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