I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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