Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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