dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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