hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Randomize
