...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He kissed a someone with a penis
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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