i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
