apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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