guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The air was thick with penises
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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